A quick brain dump…

A few points I want to make:

Apartments

  1. If you are showing me an apartment or suite… for the love of Pete please tell the damn current tenant we are coming to look at it. Not only is it illegal to not give 24 hours notice, what sort of information are you passing along to me as the prospective new tenant? Why would you not do the same to me? How is my witnessing the argument between you two gonna help? Still, good insight to have.
  2. If you are showing me an apartment or suite… take a look inside of it before you show it to me. That way, you can catch the fact that your evidently disgruntled tenant has not only left the heat cranked “all the way to sauna”, not only left pornography playing in the DVD player, but evidently defacated on the kitchen counter. The viewing was the one of the longest 20 seconds of my life. I did not indicate to the owner a desire to live there.

Odds N’ Ends

  1. Running sucks. Running really sucks. Running really really sucks. Even if you have new shoes, a positive outlook and an ipod to distract you from your physical pain… running sucks. Thats all I have to say about that.
  2. Papercuts. I don’t have a fear of them, I just don’t like them. Today I sliced my finger open on a piece of cardboard. Not completely sure that qualifies, but I don’t think papercuts have some sort of governing body to determine these sorts of semantics, so I shall soldier on with my story, such as it is, without guidance.The true nature of my biblical papercut was secret for a while. I felt it slice me a bit, but didn’t really think much about it. Until the customer pointed out that I’d bled all over the invoice, the box, and the countertop. Not a large quantity I suppose, I was in no danger of actually bleeding to death. The thing was more in the mess it made. Took me a while to stop the bugger from leaking everywhere too. The customer was not amused. I washed his countertop myself. Spic and span, though not sterile.
  3. http://www.anesi.com/accdeath.htm. Seems papercuts are not on the list. What exactly are the Pulpuslacerataphobians actually afraid of then? Its not like its going to kill you!

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